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Bawdy Irish Limericks

Bawdy Irish Limericks


Bawdy Irish Limericks

A very smart lady named Cookie
Said, “I like to mix gambling with nookie
Before every race
I go home to my place
And curl up with a very good bookie

There was an old girl of Kilkenny
Who usual charge was a penny
For half of that sum
You might fondle her bum
The source of amusement to many


There was a young couple from Florida
Who passion grew steadily torrider
They had planned to sin at a room in the inn
But couldn’t wait and screwed in the corrider

A golfer who came from Calcutta
had thoughts much too pungent to utter
When his wife, as he found
after commencing a round
was whisking the eggs with his putter

There once was a fellow O’Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!