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Irish Pubs in Downtown Manhattan, New York

Written on March 10, 2016

Irish Pub Joke

A Confession
Sean goes to confession and tells the priest, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned…I’ve been with a woman”.
The priest responds, “Is that you, Sean? Was it Mary O’Donohue?”
“It’s me, Father, but I won’t say who it was.”
“Was it Eileen Sullivan?”
“Father, I won’t say.”
“Was it Maureen Fitzpatrick?”
“Father, please! I won’t say.”
The priest gives Sean his penance and send him on his way. On the way out, Sean runs into his friend Mike who asks him, “What did he give you?”
Sean replies, “Three Our Fathers, three Hail Marys and three sure things.”